Dearest Cookie,

Into my new jar you have come! And you have presented yourself kindly, composed of an enticing recipe: sugar, butter, and chocolate chips.

I take a bite and wince!

Upon further inspection, I see you are missing very much for my delicate taste’s particular sensibilities.

Eggs, flour, salt, baking soda– the stabilizing, boring elements that would make you stick and maintain my desire are woefully absent.

My dear cookie, you have spoiled my appetite for a whole season. Let us move along so I can find a complete recipe, and you your true customer.

Sincerely,

Sammicakes